Goats in tree
- French hip hop must die
- Argan oil was a good idea until I learnt that it comes from seeds shat out by goats.
- Cigarettes defeat all notions of private property. Expect to be asked for free cigarettes. All the time, by people you don't know at all.
- Effective communication is an unnecessary prerequisite to maintaining a nation. Moroccan Arabic is completely indecipherable.
- If vegetable oil-fueled cars were pervasive, McDonald's in Morocco would be a refueling station and not a fast food restaurant. Just try the McRoyal.
- Prostate exams are free, and the Casablanca airport cops are trained specialists.
- If you ever have a need to stimulate your capability for optimism and positive thinking, Morocco is the place. Previous point is Exhibit A.
- The most common use for screwdrivers in Morocco is keeping the passenger side window in Peugeot taxis propped up. Creative application of tinfoil will also do, much to the surprise of even the tinfoil itself.
- The trains in Morocco are extremely reliable. This doesn't make any sense, which is in character.
- People can wear dull polyester suits along with garish duckbill caps at the same time without violating any law of physics. Any known law of physics.
